Honey.

My roommate is a cat lover. She has one cat named Angel, age 9, who can be not so angelic at times. Angel is also a bit plump, but quite content with his lazy lifestyle. Then one day out of the blue, my roommate says, "I think Angel needs a playmate. Maybe it'll help him lose weight." "Humm...." I said, "As long as you know I want no responsibility of either of them." "He he he he!" said the roommate. (Like she thought I was kidding or something).

Enter Honey:

If that face doesn't warm your heart, I don't know what will.